1. Oprah

2. Jennifer Hudson

You just know she wishes the microphone was an eclair. "Dreamgirls", Oscar Winner

3. Nikki Blonsky

From the film "Hairspray"

4. Patty and Selma

Marge's Sisters on the "Simpsons" and two tons of animated fun

5. America Ferrera

"Ugly Betty" - There's nothing ugly about this blueberry beauty

6. Marrise Janet Wanokur

"Dancing with the Stars" I'd like to Fox Trot on her beached Whaleness

7. Jennifer Coolidge

"Stifler's Mom" - MILF - "Moo" I'd like to Eff

8. Liza Snyder

"Yes Dear" as in Yes Dear I'd like another donut

9. Rosie O'Donnell

She's a big yes on PGGA, She's got cash, and cute!

10. Raven Symone

"That's So Raven" and "Cheetah Girls" she's more like a Cheetos Girl

11. Star Jones

Honorable Mention because "The View" isn't heavy anymore

12. Lisa Marie Presley

She was cute enough but destined to follow Elvis' footsteps and be a tubbo cause she's pregnant

13. Carnie Wilson

"celebraladabra" Former member of "Wilson Philips" Bonus for being fat, getting gastric bypass, getting thin then blowing up again

14. Wynonna Judd

Of the "Judds" making sure we keep the "cow" in country music

15. Queen Latifah

Good thing she's fat, because otherwise she's terrible

16. Loretta Devine

"Grey's Anatomy" I'd like to take her temperature

17. Kristie Alley

I have 3 "Cheers" and a chubby for her

18. Kathy Bates

Because she was nude with Jack Nicholson in "About Schmidt"

19. Kelly Clarkson

"American Idol" Winner and Beefalo

20. Ann Wilson

Lead Singer of Heart